Bernankruptcy

Bernankruptcy: New trading term and definition.

Bernankruptcy \Ber”nank”rupt*cy\, n.

1. The state of being actually or legally bankrupt due to Fed Chairman Ben S. Bernanke’s Fed interest rate hikes.

2. The act or process of becoming a bankrupt, due to continuous Fed interest rate increases.

3. Complete loss; — followed by of. “Bernanke’s continual Fed rate hikes destroyed my portfolio, forcing me to declare ‘Bernakruptcy’.”

Thesaurus words for “bernankruptcy”:

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2 Responses to Bernankruptcy

  1. Jones says:

    hahah I love it. Glad I don’t own a house .. yet! Cheers -Jones

  2. Paul says:

    Hilarious, but makes no sense. “Interest rate hikes?” From this Fed? I don’t think so …