Category Archives: Trading Jokes & Humor

Stephen Colbert: How Bad is the Economy?

I loved this quote from Stephen Colbert on his show The Colbert Report: “How bad is our economy? Well, I’ll give you my two cents, which used to be a dollar.” – Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report While it’s not … Continue reading

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Bernankruptcy

Bernankruptcy: New trading term and definition. Bernankruptcy \Ber”nank”rupt*cy\, n. 1. The state of being actually or legally bankrupt due to Fed Chairman Ben S. Bernanke’s Fed interest rate hikes. 2. The act or process of becoming a bankrupt, due to … Continue reading

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Trading Humor & Jokes: Fluctuations

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line. Just one guy in front of me… The guy in front of me was an … Continue reading

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